To cut it short: Kratos will unleash hell on Nordic gods on April 20th.
Did you watch the story trailer? WATCH NOW:
Okay, if you weren’t hyped before, you are right now. Well then, do you want to be more hyped? I know some stuff that will make your inner (or outer) geek drool upon: The Special Editions.
The new God of War will -of course- have some pre-order bonuses, but hey, what did I tell you? No fucking pre-orders! What to they give in return of paying an unreleased game? Shields! SHIELDS! How fascinating! Ahem. Let’s come clear to the real deal, before I squinch myself all over the place:
- Collector’s Edition ($130)
A nine inch (nail?) statue of Kratos’ abs. A cloth map, which is a perfect idea; because it releases you from the fear of a tear in your beloved… Fear of a tear? Hohahahahah okay. Let’s move on to the next one.
- Stone Mason Edition ($150)
This version is US & Canada only. The folks from North Americas can relish the cute little items from the game itself in addition to the whatchamacallum of the previous edition. No, you will not be elected as a freemason after you buy this, even though it has a price tag suitable for low-level initiates of the order.
- Digital Deluxe Edition ($70)
Digital comic, digital artbook, dynamic theme, in-game items, blabla… Don’t buy this version. Or buy, who am I to judge?
Well that’s that. Kratos comes ripping on April 20th!
Stay Nordic!
